Alateen Adventures & Looney Toones

July 15th, 2009
My momma's B-day! 46!



This entry is about what I'm going to be doing soon, and about today, and about yesterday. In that order.So!

On Friday, 12:00 pm I am leaving for Front Royal, Virginia to a conference called MEAC [Middle Eastern Alateen Conference.. I think] and I'll be there until Sunday. It suppose to be really fun, lots to do and lots of other kids my age, and up, and down. There's going to be a dance from like 11:00 pm on Saturday to 2:00 am, a Rave, which I am extremely excited about, my sister and I are bring glow sticks and dressing to impress! Now, today;

Well it's my mommy's birthday, we celebrated by playing Mario Party 5 basically all day [she adores that game] && buying a delicious array of cheesecake... oh, such a wicked indulgence♥

Then just a bit ago we went up the road and across the highway to see if there was a different Alateen meeting at Ivey Methodist, but alas there was none. We playing on the playground when, holy sheep! My sister spots my grandma's car turning onto our little road. We panic, thinking she saw us and run silly and screaming behind a bush, and then they send me home to see if she saw us. I got here, she didn't, she left. The end.

Now yesterday/ the day before♥♥

On the 13th, I started dating my good friend John Looney, he's a super sweet and a real hippie at heart, much like myself. He came over and we watched Saw 5 and well that's about it, but I'm supposed to be going to a Hooka Bar in Richmond with him next week, so that sounds like uber fun. :]

Basically, I'm grateful for a so-far easy going summer and I anticipate all the good things seeming to head my way. Peace out!

Wild Side

May 7th, 2009

Today I went back to school, Nothing amazing there.. cept I had my albuteral inhaler and it made the day giddy and laughable! I thoroughly enjoyed the entire experience of returning the the high school jungle after several days in captivity. Time to let the animal loose once and a while.


Me and Blair, web cam, very late a while back.

I feel like I may have a wild side. I've glimpsed it a few times over the past few years, occasionally at parties or even school; a gust of courage against relentless black persons making fun of me; A whim to do interpretative dancing on the lunch tables; The nerve to call a teacher a dumb whore to their face; Even to purposely make a scene in a public area, such as Walmart, in order to draw unnecessary attention to myself. These are just a few of my favorite, random things to do. I sometimes wish I was a guy, I'd be cooler for doing these things.

It's like this; guy takes off shirt and runs around whooping in parking lot = funny as hell, cool guy, etc. GIRL takes off shirt and runs around = she's a slut, what's she on? Lol look at her boobs, and who put her up to this?

I want to choose to do random things for my own entertainment and not be judged for it. That's be rad.

I've said enough, Goodnight.

Thou Shalt Produce Spit Balls

March 31st & April 1st 2009

The 10 Commandments of Japanese Class;

1. Thou shalt rip up worksheets in plain veiw of sensei, and throw them away.

2. Thou shalt sniff through the nose any sugar products normally consumed through mouth.

3. Thou shalt not speak Japanese when directed to do so, you will go to hell.

4. Thou shalt produce spit balls of paper anf attempt to block out light over Pope Morgan's desk.

5. Thou shalt laugh when sensei is determined to PMS and bitch at us.

6. Thou shalt be sent from the class to the hall and be proclaimed saint of mischeif.

7. Thou shalt say religous figures names at inappropriate times, for this is SENSEI'S SENTANCE.

8. Thou shalt make fun of retards such as Peaks, Xavier, Anthony, and Ryan constantly.

9. Thou shalt find the rainbow wherever it may appear next.

10. Thou shalt create more inside jokes for future entertainment.

Well, that was from today. I'd like to back up and go over yesterday first.

Un eventful school day, not bad or good. Came time to go to Alateen and I was going to bring Ky but when I got to his house, he answered the door and he was extra-baked [sounds delicious right?] so he couldn't leave, but his mom said I could stay there so I skipped out on last night's meeting and proceeded to his room, where we sat, talked, played guitar, scribbled, and made out for 2 1/2 hours. Bliss. Pure Bliss.

Then today,

you see, I like Japan. I like the Japanese language [Nihon wa suki desu. Soushite Nihongo wa maa maa suki desu yo] BUT; I do not like Japanese class, as far as the learning part goes. Now, we few punk ass kids in the front corner of the room feel the same way; Pope Morgan, Saint Dani [me], Saint Caleb, and Shannon [soon to be saint]. So we have devised various methods of entertainment and harrassment [on sensei's part] for that hour and a half we exist there. Sensei is a womanly little Japanese man who is nerdy and annoying as hell. The commandments are basically self explainatory.

On Ky;

I really like him. I feel like..he's just the thing I needed. I mean, he's not perfect by any means. But he's got the right stuff, the things I need especially right now, in a guy, to help me get along smoother.

• He doesn't smother me with calls or excessive lovey dovey.
• He's foward but not too foward.
• He accepts me for me and we happen to be pretty similar.
• He's real hot. :)
• He's not stupid; meaning he can match my intelligence level nicely.
• He play guitar very well! ♥
• He can acctually kiss.
• His parents arn't intimidating or hostile.
• He likes animals like me.

We just get each other, it's that simple. And I am very happy.

-Love always, Hathair!

I Believe In Yesterday

March 29th & 30th 2009

Well, I'll start this blog with yesterday's fun since I didn't write last night [you'll see why soon]. I ended up going to Henricus [sp?] Park with my family, and we really had lots of fun, just walking around and fishing and we saw lots of turtles, hawks, buzzards, tiny frogs, a groundhog, a heron, geese, ducks, a snake, fish, and dogs :]

We ran into the local man whore, Paco [Taylor] while we were there, and my 2nd grade techer Miss DiSanto, and then we came home and my dad left for Manassass, VA. So since he was out of the way, Rachel and I were allowed to each have one person over for a while. I choose Ky, my crush and she had Abby, her new BFF.

My horiscope said I'd meet the person who set my heart on fire today.

Boy was it ever right!

So they both came over and me and Ky got really drunk [on Joose] and watched Eurotrip. Well, I am seriously crushing now, and I'm so happy.

BUT.

Today was not so good. Well, it started out good, I had a great day at school, but as soon as I got on the bus, what I like to call the Yin-Yang effect took place [good day = bad day] and my dad called, he wanted to talk to my mom. Well, I was on the bus so when I walked in I got her to call him back. He's been fired for, yes it's true, wearing a hoodie on the job. It was cold and blustery and he has a severve degenerative neck conditon that requires him to keep it warm in order to work and be pain free. Now he's stuck in north,northn,north Virginia, when his truck is in Ashland and we are here. Our little clanker-car would not make it that far, they won't carry him back, and no one will let us borrow their vehicles. So, he's at this very moment hitch-hiking to Ashland to drive home. Jesus.

More on Ky;

I just want to say he's amazing, and this already feels different than my lest several boyfriends for a lot of reasons;

• He's cuter for one
• He isn't so damn shy, like all the others
• He definatly on the same page of intelligence as me, which is very good
• He's a gooood kisser ;]
• He doesn't have a problem with my smoking or drinking, something the others just couldn't accept.
• We're very similar in likes and ditastes
• He understands my home situation
• Andd he understands my commitment fear ._.;

So, in conclusion I will be writing later tonight in a sparate post, and gosh, I just feel so much better now.. kind of.

-Till Later, -Hathair

Thoughts Continued- BOTB

Boys On The Brain

So I'm going to bed soon, and when it gets later my vision gets worse and worse and my dexterity weakens. This is when I stew about boys and philosophy and sorrow. This is when I retreat into the shell and ponder all that is, for it is in my nature to do so.

Boys;

I've had a lot of boyfriends, the majority of them in the past 2 years. And even more crushes really. My first boyfriend was Shawn Smith, we were five. He bought me a rose, made me a bead bracelet, and took me to thr Swift Creek Mill Playhouse, holding my hand and telling me we would get married. Ah.. young love??

The there was Joe Ruber, 2nd grade. We played Sailor moon, but he moved. John Something in 3rd grade, then Nathaneal Withersoon same year. He started out as my best friend, then my semi boyfriend, and now he's been dating a good friend of mine for going on 5 years. He looks, and acts, exactly the same; a mix between Jim Carrie and Dane Cook.

I had my first real kiss in 5th grade with a mixed neighbor named James James. That was one hell of a truth or dare for me, ha ha. I still remember the shiny purple lipgloss I had lathered on just before, it was called Smucker's Amythest, and once the deed had been done he had to wipe it all off his mouth. But I never had any tounge till 9th grade, and that comes much later.

Out of desperation in 7th, seeing as I was ugly and fat, I dated a 6th grader named Casey Stephans for like, 3 weeks, and that was icky to say the least. He's gone completely gay now I think.. Then the doozy- Austin Groves, 9th. My first love and first make-out, and virginity-taker. Unfortunatley, after a year and a half it just didn't work out, but I'm grateful for the experience and the memories, no matter how much he hates me now. He doesn't remember I have his naked photos- how do you spell B L A C K M A I L ?

After him was Jordan Bouma- I could write about his lying ass for hours. But for now I'll just say he is a heart breaker and a penis face. Then there was Henry Helvey, sweet guy really, and were still friends. Dork squad we have been called, and I will never forget watching Shaun Of The Dead with him on a hot summer day for the first time. Following we have Jonathan Tubach- my creepy man-twin [we comunicate telepathically, no lie] that was only a week before it got weird mutually for us to date. Then Zachary Tawes, trouble making pot smoking neck biting freshman. He cheated, but it's chill, I still had fun while it lasted.

Adam Taylor, my uber christian, 18 year old, also pot headed ex who was the clingy type. That was a harsh brake. And we come to my latest victim- James [JC] Bell, who I'm just not feeling is going to work out, so it'll probably end soon because my 'dad found out' or something.

As for most recent crushes [because listing all of them would excruciating] there was/is the stunningly marvelous sophmore Jared Ringstaff, who is also a lying jerk [turned me down :(], then the steamy preppy types, Will Summers and Morgan Hicks [mmmmm, Seniors] and finally my age people [Juniors], Ky Courton and some others. I'm tired so it's hard to remember them all. You see, I see the attractiveness in almost everybody I encounter, therefore, I end up dating everyone. I give a lot of people chances, because I don't just judge by looks. I mean sure, some guys are just to die for phisically, but like Jared and Jordan, they're bullshit just isn't worth it.

A quick update before signing out, my friend who got in the fight acctually did get suspended.

And one last thing.

One horrid, disgusting thing I wish I could forget but cannot.

I accedently saw my dad naked this morning.

Somebody kill me.

-Hathair